lovely jasmine is here again

yoz ppl...

maybe the initial excitement is gone or maybe the novelty has worn off... nothing much is happening now... haha.. so i decided to be nice and provide some entertainment for people like me who visit this blog often when I am bored but to be let down coz there are no updates...

but uploading photos is a NO-NO for me coz i have had a bad experience before... yeah manz... ok i will try to figure it out when i have more patience.

so i just put something here which I read off the net and hope it makes you smile somehow...

Chocolate is a Vegetable

Other little known Chocolate facts:

Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy product. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit; so eat as many as you want.

Problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. (We're testing this with other snack foods as well.)

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you? If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?

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jasmine

PS: thanx wee seng for posting his baby photos here... haha... maybe ppl who have photos to post just post them here.... a collage of your life till now is also warmly welcomed.. haha...

PPS: good luck to all who are having their exams soon too.... then we can look forward to another outing after the exams.... (=